thee epitomie of toiLet paper.

Do you ever wonder what ppL were using before toiLet paper was invented? &Nd like why? why did they think of toiLet paper? &Nd why is it calLed toiLet paper? you use iht for your ass..soo techanacaLy iht shouLd bee calLed ass paper..so techanacaLy that's faLse advertising cos we dnt use toiLet paper for the toiLet. we dnt calL appLe juice refridgerator juice so why is toiLet paper an exception?

&Nd why does toiLet paper come in a rolL? so you never knoe if your taking heaLthy shits or anything cos yu dnt knoe how much toiLet paper is the proper amount. i think it should be wrapped according to the type of shit you take so you knoe if it's a normal shit.

&Nd why are there different brands of toiLet paper? what's the difference in any of them? welL beside like the cheap liqour store toiLet paper..yu can telL those are liquor store toiLet paper cos yu can see the tree in the toiLet paper that they made iht with. i think toiLet paper should come with an emergency "oh shit there isn't any toiLet paper left so i have to calL my mom to come bring me some" button on there. that would make everyone's life a whoLe lot easeir cos there's nothing worse then going bathroom in the middle of the nite then realizing theres no more toilet paper.