Don't yu hate iht when...

1. When you 've ben thinking abt some food alL day
thn some asswhoLe eats iht.

2.When yu ask someone for something &Nd they
give yu an aLternative instead.

example:
[me]"hey i 'm thirtsy can yu pour me some lemonade"
[asswhoLe]"weLp..were fresh out of lemonade butt i'lL
pour you some miLk"

3.When yu ask someone for a peice of paper
&Nd they jst rip iht out of their notebook
&Nd thn your stuck w/shredded paper ends.

4.When someone sneezes &Nd yu telL them bLess
yu &Nd they don 't evn say thank yu. like they
totally just dis-reguard the fact that yu took
time out of your day to bless them.

5.When someone cLearly sees that your in
a rush butt wants too squeeze in a helLo.

6.When yu lose your train of thought MID-train of thought.

7.When yu don 't txt/calL ppL for a long period of time
&Nd when yu finalLy do txt calL them
their alL like "0H..S0 N0W YU WANNA TXT/CALL ME" loL
wtf yes 0BVI0USLY att this very moment tht's what i wouLd
like.

8.The ketchup crust on the ketchup bottLes...GR0SS.

9.When your in thee malL &Nd the celL-phone dude-guy is
harrasing yu too gett a new phone.

10.When yu hve EXACT change for something &Nd when yu gett
too thee counter yu hve too pay tax.

11.When people have life quotes &Nd inspirationaL shitt
like their captian wisdom in their aways.

12.When yu mispLace your charger.

13.When yu hve a song yu dnt like stuck in your head.

14.When ppL raise their hand...&Nd ASK to read. butt they
don 't knoe engLish very welL &Nd they keep on stuttering.
so what normalLy wouLd take 3mins to reading is taking them
10mins.

15.When your att a freinds house &Nd their food tastes like
shitt. &Nd thier jst' grubbin'. &Nd your eating a teensy bit
att a time trying nott too up-chuck.

16.When ppL repLy too yu with an "oh,okay,fasho,that's cooL"
butt gett an attitude when yu don 't repLy too tht BS.

17.When yu have too go to the bathroom realLy badLy &Nd your
beLt jst' wilL nott un-buckLe or yu can 't find your keys.

18.When your locked out the house.

19.When yu do nott dress for thee occasion. like yu decide today
is a fuck iht day. i don 't care what i hve on. then your friends
come too skooL looking cute &Nd stuff.

20.When yu put in too mch lotion &Nd can 't rub iht in.

21.When your in thee middLe of a bomb convo thn B00M! no service.

22.When yu wake upp 15mins earLier thn thee time yu needed
too bee upp by.

23.When ppL spit when they tLk. tht 's jst an awkward thing
like i don 't jst wanna be rude &Nd dramaticalL wipe the spit
off my face..but like dude..iht's spit.

24.When your in the drive threw &Nd yu hve too repeat
your order like twenty times.

25.When ppL ask yu silLy questions like "why did yu eat the last of tht"
[wtf..i was hungry. i sure as helL didn 't take the last of tht food &Nd
go on a skiing trip w/iht]

26.When ppL use big words &Nd try too sound important nott knowing
that yu actualLy know the definition too those words.

27.When yu hve too leave by a certain time &Nd someone keeps
reminding yu of how many minutes yu hve left too leave.

28.When yu don 't know what time iht is.

29.When someone is eating food &Nd thee keep
making commentary on iht like "mmm..iht 's soo good..mmmm...imma hve summore of this..mmm.

30.When yu run out of tiolet paper...&Nd your on the tiolet.

31.When yu gett hickies.

32.When water comes outt thee mustard bottLe.

33.When someone ruins your sneeze.

34.When your stomach growLs &Nd thn yu jst hope &Nd pray
tht ppL don 't think iht was a fart.

35.When ppL read aLoud what their typing.

36.When someine yu don 't evn knoe sits RIGHT nxt too
yu &Nd theirs cLearly other seats avaiLible.

37.When your super excited to watch a DVD yu hve..like iht's
ben on your mind alL say. thn yu take out thee DVD onLy too
find iht 's nott in their or iht 's another movie.

38.When ppL stand behind yu too see what your
doing on thee computer.

39.When ppL don 't cover their mouths whiLe
sneezing or coughing.

40.When your eating candy &Nd someone asks if they
can hve a red one.

41.When your teacher doesn't erase thee whitebored fulLy
&Nd yu can stilL see peices of other words &Nd their jst
writing over iht like everything is okay.

42.When yu hve too wLk outt thee shower naked cos
yu forgott your toweL.

43.This is personalLy thee one i can 't stand thee most
butt i jst HATE the sound a persons mouth makes when they
hve too mch spit in their mouth.

44.When ppL say time like "seven a.m. in thee morning"

45.When iht 's raining &Nd thee water from thee ppL tht
are talLer thn yu umbrelLas dripp on yu.

46.When yu gett change back like 2dimes &Nd one nickLe
when they couLd jst give yu a quarter.

47.When yu bend over to pick something up and miss the object muLtiple times, and the finaLattempt is a vioLent grab as if to say it was the object's fauLt.

48.When you are changing the TV channeL and it goes bLack of a second before the channeL comes up.